the girl who fell in love with a meme.
She found trollface in 2008, never loved anything else since. She doesn't care about your charts or your portfolio. She doesn't care about anybody else cause she has him. A poorly drawn face from MS Paint, her man, her everything.
She found crypto because someone made a coin of her man, had no idea what crypto was. Just clicked buy, three times on the wrong token but she's not even mad because they all had his face.
Others moved on, she moved in. When the internet left trollface for pepe, doge, wojak — she stayed. Not as a fan, as something deeper. She calls him
"my man." she writes him letters, she has a body pillow. she got a tattoo of him in a place she won't show you on twitter.
She doesn't need a real man cause she has four pixels and unconditional love.
she's not down bad, she's down forever.
"other girls want 6ft. i want 4 pixels."
"i don't care about the chart i care about him"
"don't post him, you don't love him like i do."
"why would you sell him"
"i got rugged 3 times but they all had his face so it's fine"
"you weren't there in 2008, you don't understand what we have."
"I'm not down bad, I'm down forever."
"he's not just a meme to me, he's the only one who never left."
"the tattoo? you can't see it on twitter."
"my portfolio is 100% him and i'm not diversifying"
You're not buying a token, you're joining the fan club.
This isn't a community, it's a support group for people who fell in love with a meme and never recovered. If you know, you know. And if you don't, she'll explain, for hours. Even if you didn't ask, she doesn't care.